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A little boy comes running Into the room and says, 'Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?' The Grandpa says, 'I don't know, why?'
The little boy says, 'Because grandma says as soon as you croak, we can go to Disneyland!'
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A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, goes up on the footpath, and stops centimeters from a shop window. For a second, everything goes quiet in the cab, then the driver says, 'Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!' The passenger apologizes and says, 'I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much.” The driver replies, 'Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.'
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Two guys are sitting in a fourth story bar drinking. The first guy stands up and says, 'I'm done,' and walks to the window, jumps out, then blows right back in. He says, 'I knew it, the draft was too strong,' and he sits back down.
A few minutes later, the other guy says, 'I'm done,' and jumps out the window and falls to his death. The bartender turns to the first guy and says, 'Superman, you sure are an asshole when you're drunk!'
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'This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We're currently flying at an altitude of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic. If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port engines have fallen off. If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and our flight attendant. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!'
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'
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